There jokes
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"