There jokes
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
🥲🥲🥲
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
China. There. :)
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.