There jokes
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.