There jokes
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
There is no meme, Whip out your cock
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.