There jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.