There jokes
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.