There jokes

Surprise

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Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!

Gender

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Genders are like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.

Mom

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

Red

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I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Girlfriend

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Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

Get the whip, you're out!

Man

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What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

Suicide

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Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.

Fish

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There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

Mama

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Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Team

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.