There jokes
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"