Therapist

Therapist jokes

Satan

    • Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

    Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

    Therapist: That's not so bad.

    Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

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    • Depression

    • Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.

    Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.

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    • Therapist memes

    Letter

    • I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

    But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

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    • Sound

    • Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

    Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

    Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

    Daina (😌): I know, right?

    Therapist memes

    Community talk

    • I'm thinking about killing myself. No beacause I want to die, not because my life is "horrible." but beacause it would just be easier. I've hurt everyone I've crossed at least once. My dad wouldn't have to yell anymore. My therapist and friends wouldn't worry. My war would be over. I wouldn't hurt anyone else. There would be peace with my leaving. Maybe it would hurt people, but maybe it's give them time to stop worrying, to heal. It's not like "I'm going to do it," and it's not me having a mental breakdown I feel calm I just feel Life would be easier without me. I fear I already know the answers I'm going to get to this. But i do truly believe, it would be easier without me.

    • Dear Sarah,

    Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more

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