New Them Jokes - Page 41 - Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.

The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.

What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

Why can’t orphans play catch?

They never had a dad to teach them.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

When I was very young...

My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.

They are rapists now.

Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?

He wanted them rusted.

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."