Them jokes
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”