Them jokes
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. š¤
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.