Them jokes

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. šŸ¤”

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?

"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?

A: Go kill yourself!