What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube? Both get hard when we play with them.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Why did the Puerto Rican American ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was a gay male ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
Q: What difference between Americans and Africans? A: some of them have food and some of them don't have food.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why can't you teach a orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Iโm not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, theyโre very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, theyโre jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DONโT YOU DARE!๐ ๐
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players donโt know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Whats the difference between a orphans parents and his boomerang? One of them actually came back
What is the difference between a prisoner is a orphan one of them I wanted
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Why are Indians such good actors
Most of them are phone scammers
