Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey is dad late to pick you up again? Child: No mum. Dad is here but he is talking about me to the Mrs Lili the math teacher Mom: Can you here them? Child: I think... they are watching a good movie. Mom: Why do you think that? Child: Because I keep hearing this HOLDS ONTO PHONE AND clap, clap, clap
Q: What difference between Americans and Africans? A: some of them have food and some of them don't have food.
Why do they call them a nonce Bcs they go for ppl who don't have any sense
Why can't you teach a orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them
Why can ́ t you teach an orphan NEW tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Whats the difference between a orphans parents and his boomerang? One of them actually came back
What is the difference between a prisoner is a orphan one of them I wanted
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a happy meal 🤔
Why are Indians such good actors
Most of them are phone scammers
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be 2 of them but now it’s a sensitive subject.
What colour would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025
Orange bc their having a they/them baby
ABIGABA DANIELTM
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them .., mbu wait l see how this week goes ..🤔
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
