Their jokes
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus?
Their face when you nail them!
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Memes
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.