Their jokes
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
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Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.