Their jokes

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?

It’s true women do make less money than men.

But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of 'em can see their parents.

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.

Why do orphans hate health ed at school?

Their parents can't opt them out of it.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

Not your dad.

Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.

So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.

A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"

Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.

The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."

Everyone likes orphans but their parents.

"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.

What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?

None. Neither can see their parents.

Why is prostitution illegal?

Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.

What do you call lesbian sex during their period?

A blood transfusion.

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.