Their jokes
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Memes
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.