Theater jokes

Why did the actor fall through the floor?

He was just going through a stage!

What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?

The magician has a cunning array of stunts!

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Why can't orphans go to movies?

There PG-13 movies.

Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.

Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!

Rachel: Alright!

On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.

Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!

Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.