Theater jokes
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!