Theater Jokes

have you heard about the new movie with steven hawkings as the star? its called unplugged.

Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . .

and on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"

The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."

She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that." The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"

The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."

She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."

On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"

The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."

Why do tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.

Joe mama so hairy when she went to the movie theater the people thought she was chewbacca

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange 🍊.

Orange who?

Orange you going to the movies tonight?

How sexy is ariana grande?

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies

hamLET deez nuts go into your moueth?? 😂😂😂😂😂

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie awhile ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.