The jokes

Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?

Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.

Sheep want to wool the world :)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the digital clock show off to its mother?

Look, Ma, no hands!

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?

A penguin falling down the stairs.

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What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?

One can feed a family.

A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.

The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"

Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.

What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.

What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?

"Just Beat It."

Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?

To get to the opera.

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.

Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.

Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”

Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.

What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?

If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.