The jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.
Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!
Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.
Doctor: I didn’t.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
Memes
You really put the R in special.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.
I replied, "No. Is that still required?"
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy zicam extreme congestion relief? George Floyd was able to breathe again
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.