The jokes
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
I am on the German website.
Fight in the comments.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Memes
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"