The jokes

Priest

Where do babies get baptized?

So the priest can wash their sex toys.

Girl

Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.

Gay Man

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

Memes

Gummy bear

Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!

Difference

Difference

What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.

Liquor

Women

How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

Difference

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

Artist

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

Bagel

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Dick

Bobby had 54 dicks (54).

He took 33 pills a month (5433).

Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).

(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!

Orphan

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.

9/11

USA: "Never forget 9/11."

Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"