The jokes

Mate

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

Father

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.

Mirror

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

Plane

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

Wood

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

Difference

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

Gift

Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?

He didn't give me any.

I was made by the Devil.

Orphan

Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.

Africa

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

Difference

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Sister

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?