The jokes

What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.

Why do special ed classes have fans?

To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.

We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!

What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?

Mooooooooooo along!

A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?

Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.

Why did the M&M go to school?

Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...

"Don't let your guard down."

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe.

What did the headless horseman say to the woman?

"Give me head."