The jokes
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!