The jokes
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Memes
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.