The jokes
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Memes
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"
The dad: "Everywhere."
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.