The jokes
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
A pun enters the room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Memes
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.