The jokes

What’s the difference between a priest and target?

Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

Literally every movie:

"I love you." "I love you, too."

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?

A. Cut the rope.

There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.

Quote for the day.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)

The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."

The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."

The condom just sitting there laughing.