The jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
Doctor: You need new glasses.
Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
Memes
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.