The jokes
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
Memes
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.
On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.