The jokes

How to escape your black school teacher in detention?

(Easy)

Turn off the lights!

A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.

Who wins?

Society.

What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?

They all shoot people for a living.

A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?

The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?

2 slices of Brad.

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?

A Shawarmano Cameldo!

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

What's the difference between sex and mental illness?

Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.

I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...

... the first two being politics and religion.

Two Indians are walking beside a river...

One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.

"The White Man was here."

"How can you tell?"

"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"

What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?

“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...

...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because KFC was offering free seeds.

Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.

If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.