The jokes
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.