The jokes

What did one depressed kid say to the other?

Hey, wanna hang together?

Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?

Some people don’t pick it.

What does the suicidal person say on New Years?

"New year, no me."

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."

What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.

I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.

Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.

I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.

My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.

My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"