The jokes

What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?

An orphan.

The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?

Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.

Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...

In A minor.

Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.

How does a disabled kid walk to school?

He wishes he had the facilities to.

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.

Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.

I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

One gets picked.

Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.

I made that one up.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

What is black and at the top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.