The jokes
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Memes
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.