The jokes
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
I love the yyyy.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Memes
"Fuck the school, fuck it!"
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
The joke is me.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.