The jokes
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Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Memes
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
A bass drum is the boss.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.