The jokes

When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.

When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.

When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.

When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.

I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!

The girl in the picture has no ass.

Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.

"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"

"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"

I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.

In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.

Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.

The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

Orphans can't find the home page.

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.

A kid was asking a mother for money.

Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.

The kid kept asking the mother for money.

Mother: I already told you I don't have money.

The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?

Because he can’t stand up for himself.

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

Man, I hate the government.

If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

A European.