The jokes

The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.

What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"

A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."

The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."

Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.

Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?

Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"

What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?

You don't want your computer to go down on you.

I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.

What did the cow say to the prostitute?

Moo.

A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system.

He agrees and the doctors turn the dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby and the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.

Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.

When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.

What did the American say to the Russian?

"Why are you always Russian?"

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!

What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?

Nothing.

The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.

Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?

Between 2 buttcheeks.

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!

What happened when the duck crossed the road?

It crossed the road.

What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?

At least a Christian kneels in church.

Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.

Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂