The jokes

Bathroom

If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

A European.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Bitch

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Racist

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

Memes

Orphan

Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?

His family was blown up by meteors.

Orphan

Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?

A: Because it doesn't have a home button.

School shooting

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

Dwarf

"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."

Corner

Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?

Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.

Fire

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

Mama

Yo mama so fat!

She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!

Piggy Bank

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

Orphan

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

Prostitution

What is not the definition of prostitution?

A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.