The jokes
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
Memes
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, โIโm not happy.โ
I said, โWell, which one are you then?โ
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
ๅๆงๆ็่ฅ่ด (translate it)
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What's the difference between a duck?
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.