The jokes

The girl in the picture has no ass.

"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"

"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"

Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?

Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!

Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.

I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.

In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.

Orphans can't find the home page.

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.

Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

A kid was asking a mother for money.

Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.

The kid kept asking the mother for money.

Mother: I already told you I don't have money.

The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!

The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.

Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?

Because he can’t stand up for himself.

Man, I hate the government.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

A European.

Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?