The jokes

Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a BMW in my garage.

He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.

Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?

Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?

Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.

Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?

Answer: A stamp.

When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂

So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.

The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.

You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?

A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”

What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?

High interest!

Why did the hobo go back to the future?

To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.

What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good

What is the difference between the human rights?

What did the fat girl say to the donut?

"I'm going to eat you tonight..."

What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.