The jokes
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
Memes
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!