The jokes

Kid

How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?

You put Velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get the black kids down?

You invite the Mexicans over.

Mom

What's the difference between you and your mom?

I slept with your mom.

Nun

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

Word

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

Rapper

Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?

He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!

Rapper

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To get to the other side of the TRACK.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find his way through the BEATS.

Vegetable

If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at fishing?

Because he always threw back the lines!

Rapper

Why do rappers make great fishermen?

They always have the best HOOKS.

Rapper

What did the rapper say to the ATM?

"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever become chefs?

Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!