The jokes
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!