The jokes
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animalsđź‘Źout of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?