The jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.

What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"

The other said, "Do you have that many?"

Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?

What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?

What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?

Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.

Not so great way to find out you are adopted.

"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.

Orphan: I want to kill my parents.

Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂