The jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
Memes
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.