The jokes

It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(

The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was outstanding in his field!

"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.

An argument in the Middle East.

I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

What did the baritone say to the alto?

Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

The tap can run.

What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?

The baby you just feed nails to.

Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.

What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"

"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?

Orphan: I want to kill my parents.

Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.

What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?

Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?

Because his last parents existed.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.