The jokes

What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)

What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.

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During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.

What's the difference between a bay and an onion?

I cry when I cut into an onion.

How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!

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What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."

The other man says, "How do you know?"

The other man says, "Because she is dead."

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!

What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?

Cooking the vegetables.

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This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

Dear Kenya, love of life,

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Love you a million times more!

What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

'Cause they were using fowl language!

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.

What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?

The magician has a cunning array of stunts!