The jokes
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Memes
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.