The jokes
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!