The jokes
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.