The jokes
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Memes
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
His wife shut off the internet.
What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.