The jokes
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Memes
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!