The jokes
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!