The jokes
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!